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User:socratesangel (3731769)
Come Back to Me...
you're the one that i want
Name:socratesangel
Website:My GJ (the journal I use)
Location:Michigan, United States
Birthdate:12-10
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'I'll tell you one thing - men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.' - Hugh Grant 'About a Boy'

'My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.' - Tom Hanks, 'Forest Gump'

'Support the Arts, sleep with a musician!' - A shirt from Urban Outfitters

'Save water, shower with a marine!' - Michelle

'I love Spike, he's the coolest thing since... mustard' - Kate

'One's in danger of getting bubbles up one's whoopsie-daisy' - Commercial with Gnome

From a T-shirt:
(Front)There are two people fucking on the back of my shirt.
(Back)Just kidding - Believe in Jesus! *picture of jesus giving a thumbs up* - A shirt from T-Shirt Hell

'I love you ten gummy worms!' - Megan

'Who drank all of my juice boxes? And you didn't buy me my soy milk!' - Me

'Do you know why your husband was sodomized by a banana?' - Law and Order, SVU

'Monica - "The camera adds 10 pounds!"
Chandelier - "God, how many cameras were on you?"' - Friends

'So he thinks that Jesus likes capatalism, agrees with the death penalty, but fucking hates Tinky-Winky!' - John Fugelsang

'Oh my god, Paris is the BIGGEST FUCKING PANSY EVER. I fucking hate him.' - Kate on the movie "Troy"

'I'd like to apoligize for my wife, she's a bit of a snob.' - Law and Order: SVU

'I had sex with my sister?!' - Law and Order: SVU


My life is rated PG.
What is your life rated?



Days until Bush leaves office.


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Interests:135: about a boy, accents, adam brody, alan rickman, alloy, american eagle, art history, baking, banana republic, basketball, bend it like beckham, billy boyd, blink 182, books, brit lit, british guys, britney spears, candles, care bears, chai tea, cheerleading, chris thile, christina aguilera, cirque du freak, coldplay, colin firth, college, custom, dave matthews, david beckham, degrassi, delias, devon murray, dickies, dogma, draco malfoy, draco/ginny, elijah wood, england, evan and jaron, evan peters, fan fiction, fantasy, flute, franz ferdinand, georgia nicholson, ghosts, golden girls, hamtaro, happy bunny, harry potter, hayden christensen, holes, i capture the castle, icons, ireland, irish guys, james marsters, jesse spencer, jk rowling, joey mcintyre, john mayer, johnny depp, keira knightly, last boy standing, lifetime, london, luke mably, mad tv, mandy moore, maria mena, mark wahlberg, maroon 5, matt o'leary, matthew lilliard, max kasch, moulin rouge, mr. bean, music, mythology, new radicals, nickel creek, orlando bloom, oxford, pagan, paris hilton, parker shinn, parvati patil, pirates of the caribbean, poetry, prince harry, prince paris, prince william, pumps, punk'd, queer eye, quizzes, quotes, rachel mcadams, radio, reading, rich girls, rufio, rupert grint, ryan gosling, sarah mclachlan, sean biggerstaff, september 22, seventeen, shoes, shopping, stealing icons, stroke 9, sugarcult, switchfoot, that 70s show, the beatles, the days, the hives, the killers, the naked chef, the notebook, the simpsons, the sims, tj barron, tom felton, traveling, troy, urban outfitters, viggo mortensen, wicca, william hung, ym, yoga, yugos
Schools:None listed
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Friend of:2: anti_emmawatson, shortie_kiss
Member of:7: __johnmayer_, accio_gents, back_to_john, goldengirls, mychemicalmedia, nickelcreek, socialite_icons
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